These Beasties are fast. Really fast. You won’t see them coming.
Living in parking lots, they feed on shopping disappointment. They also scour the pavement for lost earbuds. They will steal yours from your pocket if they are particularly peckish.
Ever lose your car in a parking lot? That’s a Cyc interdimensionally relocating your car
so it can get a pair of discarded earbuds from underneath your tires.