Flumeer

Bestia volarecaseum

This Beastie lives on the joy that comes from listening or spinning to dope beats. A coveted secondary food resource is processed cheese food. You will probably never see a Flumeer, but you will hear them. That ringing you get in your ear sometimes? That’s a Flumeer breaking the sound barrier as they swoop by and steal your biscuits. Their ideal habitat is living in a lowered ‘64 Impala with 22s and some fat ass bass.

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