Snurtle

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The Beasties, that many say, are the least well known are the Snurtles. Shy and adept at hearing through their eyes, Snurtles are very hard to surprise. They feed on the human emotion pride. They are good at being very quiet, being able to sneak up on someone while they are boasting and soak up their pride to feed on.

On a completely unrelated note, they will scare rabbits away from your cabbages by farting loudly—not on purpose.
They are very self-conscious about it,
please don’t say anything.