Snurtles

Bestia foetidusvent

The Beasties that many say are the least well known. Shy and adept at hearing through their eyes, Snurtles are very hard to surprise. They feed on the satisfaction of a job well done. Preferring habitats made by hobby gardeners, they easily become overfull. They will scare rabbits away from your cabbages by farting loudly—not on purpose.
They are very self-conscious about it,
please don’t say anything
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